Funny school students joke sms

5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H
SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?
"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Funny pati patni joke sms

RoSe LoTus TuLip OrCHiD SuNFLoWer JaSMiN LiLLy ALL FLoWers r SWeeT

BuT THeY HaVe No CoMPariSoN WiTH u KYuN K GoBHi K PHooL Ki BaaT Hi aLaG H  :-D:-D:-D

Funny pati patni joke sms

PaTi:  KaaSH Mai GANPATI HoTa TuM Meri Puja KarTi LaDDu KHiLaTi -

PaTni:  KaaSH AiSa HoTa, PHir Har SaaL ViSarjaN Ke BaaD Mai NAYE GANPATI Lati.

Funny love insult joke sms

Arz Kiya Hai

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

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Aaj Usi Ne Facebook aur Whatsapp Pe Block Kar diya...:-D:-D

Funny pati patni joke sms

Patni: Aap chashme k bina bahut handsome dikhte ho
Pati: Haan tab toh tum bhi bahut sunder dikhti ho  :-D:-D:-D

Stupid gf joke

Girl:mai tumhare lie kuch v kr skti hu

boy:schi

girl:ajma kr dkh lo

Boy:apni bst ka no. de na

girl :ni

dkha ldkia kitni juthi hoti h

Couple joke too much

Police- Park Me Aise Baithe Ho,Bacho Pe Kya Asar Padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married Hai
Police- To Ghar Me Jake Betho.
Man- Tab Iske Pati Pe Kya Asar Padega.

Most funny holi super joke sms

Husband- maine kal chicken banate time uspar hara dhaniya dala toh malum hai kya hua???

Wife- kya hua????

Husband- Chicken kadai mein dance karne laga aur bola hum pe ye kisne hara rang dala
maar daala, haaye maar daala

Love happy holi sms

Feeling lonely without u. I wish I could celebrate this holi with you. Happy Holi. Enjoy yourself. Miss u.

How a wife prepare to welcome her husband

Wife preparing to welcome her husband
Funny but true

Funny sms joke on girls

Wat do u cal a girl who expects a guy 2 do
everything 4 her, make all the 1st moves, and msg her 1st every day?
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SINGLE.

Funny boy girl love sms joke

Boy-I LUV U
girl-sorry me kisi or se pyar karti hu
Ladka udas ho gaya phir achanak bhagne laga or bola
Teri mummy ko Btaunga
Girl-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2 :

Funny dirty love sms joke

What Is LOVE.? . JaB APKi GirLFrnD GaS CHore Aur USKi BaDBoo AGar APKo GuLaB Ki KHuSHBu Ki Tarah LaGe To SaMaZLeNa APKo SaCCHa PYar Ho GaYa

Funny love sms

Kabhi Kabhi Yu hi Sochta Hu,
Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.
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Jab Ki Har Dafa
Maine He Diya Tha Rikshey aur Taxi Ka Kiraya.