Kmine friends joke sms

Wo Dost Umar Bhar sath Kya dega yaro .??
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......Jo Traffic police Ki gaddi dekh kr Bike se Utar diya

Funny faltu joke sms

A short walk is so difficult
when no one walks with you...........

but a long journey is just like a few steps when a street dog is running behind you..

Funny girlfriend love joke sms

Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness and bad girls gives u experience.. Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!

Super double meaning joke sms

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj Aap Ko Konay Main Le Ja Kar Ek Danda Le Kar, Aap Ki, G GA GAN GAND GANDH GANDHI Ji K Style Main Photo Khenchon ;->

Santa banta joke sms

See what a spelling mistake can do... Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her

Funny santa banta joke sms

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can''t u read ''Parking for two wheelers only''

Funny school students joke sms

5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H
SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?
"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

Funny girls joke sms

16-25 Saal Ki Ladki – Football Ki Tarah Hoti Hai:
“1 Ke Peeche 22 Log”
26-35 Saal Ki Ladki – Cricket Ball Ki Tarah Hoti
Hai: “1 Ke Haath Aati Hai Baki Sab Tali Bajate Hai”
36-45 Saal Ki Ladki – Tennis Ball Ki Tarah Hoti
Hai: “Ek Kehta Hai Tu Rakh Aur Dusra Kehta Hai
Tu Rakh”
45 Saal Ke Baad – Golf Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai:
“Jitni Dur Jaye Acchi Lagti Hai“ :D

Funny iphone joke sms

Me: 3G ki speed nahi aa rahi hai
Call centre :
Kaunsa handset use kar rahe hain aap?
Me: Iphone 5
Call centre: Apple ka iphone?.
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Me : Nahi, Amrood ka

Funny iphone joke sms

Me: 3G ki speed nahi aa rahi hai
Call centre :
Kaunsa handset use kar rahe hain aap?
Me: Iphone 5
Call centre: Apple ka iphone?.
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Me : Nahi, Amrood ka

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Funny exams jokes sms

US Dollor is increased to 62/-
Petrol is increased to 78/- . .

But Thank God . . . . . . . . . . . . passing marks r still same !! :-P:-D;-)B-):-)

Funny politics joke sms

BaRSo PaHaLe DeLHi Me 1 PeD Tha - LuTeRe Uss PeD Ke NiChe BaiTh KaR ChoRi Ke MaaL Ka BaTWaRa KiYa KaRte The . . .
AB WaHa PaRLiaMeNt Hai..!

Funny love insult joke sms

Arz Kiya Hai

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

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Aaj Usi Ne Facebook aur Whatsapp Pe Block Kar diya...:-D:-D

Funny kminapan joke sms

Hey Frndzzzz Aaj Maine Bus Me Ek Ladki Fasai, , , , , , . , , , , , , , .
Uske Pass Ticket Nahi Thi..
Maine Conducter Ko Bata Diya :D :P

Super funny thief poem joke sms

1 kavi Garibi se tang akar DAKU bn gya. .

→daketi krne 1 Bank gya or kaha. . arz h: takdir me jo h whi milega. . handsUp. Koi apni jagah se nhi hilega. .
→fir cashier se kaha' kuch khwab meri aankho se nikaal do. . jo kuch b tumhare pas h jaldi se is bag me dal do. .
→boht koshish krta hu teri yaad bhulane kì. . koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki. .
→bhula de mujhko kya jata h tera. . me goli maar dunga.jo kisi ne picha kia mera.

Stupid gf joke

Girl:mai tumhare lie kuch v kr skti hu

boy:schi

girl:ajma kr dkh lo

Boy:apni bst ka no. de na

girl :ni

dkha ldkia kitni juthi hoti h

Funny modern definition joke sms

Modern Definitions-------------- # Dimaag: Vicharo Ki Factory #
School: 5 Ghante Ki Jail #
Girl College: Gulaab Ka Bageecha #
Professior: 1 Ghante Ka Neta #
Vakeel: Gunaho Ka Devta #
Mandir: Manpasand Chappal Ka Showroom #
Cinema Hall: Premiyo Ki Prayogshala #
Bahu: Saas Ki Zerox #
Shadi: Berojgaro Ki Barbadi #
Mangalsutra: Shadi Ka License #
Jail: Bina Kiraye Ka Makaan #
Doctor: Yamraaj Ka Mausera Bhai #
Shamshaan: Duniya Ka Last Station.

Exams shayri joke sms

Har TaraF PaDHai Ka SaYa Hai -
PaPeroN Me NuMBer KiSNe PaYa Hai -
HuM To u Hi AYe THe PaPer DeNe -
SuB KaHTe Hai SaLa Poora PaDH Kar AYa hai