Santa banta joke sms

See what a spelling mistake can do... Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her

Funny girls joke sms

16-25 Saal Ki Ladki – Football Ki Tarah Hoti Hai:
“1 Ke Peeche 22 Log”
26-35 Saal Ki Ladki – Cricket Ball Ki Tarah Hoti
Hai: “1 Ke Haath Aati Hai Baki Sab Tali Bajate Hai”
36-45 Saal Ki Ladki – Tennis Ball Ki Tarah Hoti
Hai: “Ek Kehta Hai Tu Rakh Aur Dusra Kehta Hai
Tu Rakh”
45 Saal Ke Baad – Golf Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai:
“Jitni Dur Jaye Acchi Lagti Hai“ :D

Funny pati patni joke sms

RoSe LoTus TuLip OrCHiD SuNFLoWer JaSMiN LiLLy ALL FLoWers r SWeeT

BuT THeY HaVe No CoMPariSoN WiTH u KYuN K GoBHi K PHooL Ki BaaT Hi aLaG H  :-D:-D:-D

Funny pati patni joke sms

PaTi:  KaaSH Mai GANPATI HoTa TuM Meri Puja KarTi LaDDu KHiLaTi -

PaTni:  KaaSH AiSa HoTa, PHir Har SaaL ViSarjaN Ke BaaD Mai NAYE GANPATI Lati.

Funny pati patni joke sms

Patni: Aap chashme k bina bahut handsome dikhte ho
Pati: Haan tab toh tum bhi bahut sunder dikhti ho  :-D:-D:-D

Funny pati patni joke sms

Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi Ti
Padosi: Kyu Maar Rahi Ho

Patni: Inko Call Kiya To 1Ldki Boli "Aap Jise Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi vysat h^

Funny pati patni sms joke

PaTi APNi jeb Me
PATHAR DaLe GHooM RaHa THa
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PaTni:AiSa KYoN
Kar RaHe ho?
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PaTi:iS DuNia Me
uSi Ki qaDar HoTi H,
jiSKi JeB
BHari HoTi Hai.