Funny exams jokes sms

US Dollor is increased to 62/-
Petrol is increased to 78/- . .

But Thank God . . . . . . . . . . . . passing marks r still same !! :-P:-D;-)B-):-)

Couple joke too much

Police- Park Me Aise Baithe Ho,Bacho Pe Kya Asar Padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married Hai
Police- To Ghar Me Jake Betho.
Man- Tab Iske Pati Pe Kya Asar Padega.

Funny miss you friends joke

Dost Teri Yaad Me Su-su Lag Gaya,

Wah Wah,

Dost Teri Yaad Me Su-Su Lag Gaya,

Yeh Bhi To Ansu Hi Hai.Dosto Bas Rasta Bhatak Gaya...!!