Funny girlfriend love joke sms

Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness and bad girls gives u experience.. Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!

Funny girls joke sms

16-25 Saal Ki Ladki – Football Ki Tarah Hoti Hai:
“1 Ke Peeche 22 Log”
26-35 Saal Ki Ladki – Cricket Ball Ki Tarah Hoti
Hai: “1 Ke Haath Aati Hai Baki Sab Tali Bajate Hai”
36-45 Saal Ki Ladki – Tennis Ball Ki Tarah Hoti
Hai: “Ek Kehta Hai Tu Rakh Aur Dusra Kehta Hai
Tu Rakh”
45 Saal Ke Baad – Golf Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai:
“Jitni Dur Jaye Acchi Lagti Hai“ :D

Funny family joke sms

Ladke Wale: Ladki Kuch Karti Bhi Hai?

Ladki Ki Maa: Haan Subha Nashte Me 2 Parathe
Dopahar 3 Roti Aur
Raat Me 2 Plate Biryani Kha Ke Theek10 Baje...Potti Karti Hai.
Hahaha.. :)

Funny love insult joke sms

Arz Kiya Hai

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

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Aaj Usi Ne Facebook aur Whatsapp Pe Block Kar diya...:-D:-D

Funny kminapan joke sms

Hey Frndzzzz Aaj Maine Bus Me Ek Ladki Fasai, , , , , , . , , , , , , , .
Uske Pass Ticket Nahi Thi..
Maine Conducter Ko Bata Diya :D :P

Stupid gf joke

Girl:mai tumhare lie kuch v kr skti hu

boy:schi

girl:ajma kr dkh lo

Boy:apni bst ka no. de na

girl :ni

dkha ldkia kitni juthi hoti h

Stupid girlfriend joke

Funny couple joke super insult

Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo.
Boy : Chodd diya.
Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo.
Boy : Chodd diya.
Girl : Good Aaj se roz subahshaam Mandir jana shuru karo.
Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru.
Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet,Mujse shaadi karoge?..
Boy : Nahin.
Girl : Kyun..
Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Abtumse achi koi mil jayegi :-P