Funny girlfriend love joke sms

Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness and bad girls gives u experience.. Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!

Super double meaning joke sms

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj Aap Ko Konay Main Le Ja Kar Ek Danda Le Kar, Aap Ki, G GA GAN GAND GANDH GANDHI Ji K Style Main Photo Khenchon ;->

Super double meaning joke sms

Why is SANIA MIRZA jealous of SAINA NEHWAL? Any guesses? No! . Because. MIRZA gets 2play with BALLS, Whereas NEHWAL plays with COCK! -------------------------

Super funny double meaning joke sms

Most Confusing Double Meaning Joke
.Girl: Aaj Office Jate Hi Boss Mujhpe Chad Gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "Late Gayi" Thi..:p

Funny family joke sms

Ladke Wale: Ladki Kuch Karti Bhi Hai?

Ladki Ki Maa: Haan Subha Nashte Me 2 Parathe
Dopahar 3 Roti Aur
Raat Me 2 Plate Biryani Kha Ke Theek10 Baje...Potti Karti Hai.
Hahaha.. :)

Dirty kid joke, double meaning and kminapan

Super Kameena Bacha

Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?

Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?

Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai

Funny santa banta joke

Santa- Madam Me Toilet Jaun ,
Mam- Nai Pehle Abc Sunao Fir Jana

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Mam- Ye Kya Gadhe,P,o,t,y Kahan Hai

.Santa- Madam Ji Chadhi Me.

Double meaning sms

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. 

Mom: TV chahe 14 inch ka ho ya 29 inch ka remote 6 inch ka hi hota hai...!!!!

Funny dirty love sms joke

What Is LOVE.? . JaB APKi GirLFrnD GaS CHore Aur USKi BaDBoo AGar APKo GuLaB Ki KHuSHBu Ki Tarah LaGe To SaMaZLeNa APKo SaCCHa PYar Ho GaYa