Kmine friends joke sms

Wo Dost Umar Bhar sath Kya dega yaro .??
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......Jo Traffic police Ki gaddi dekh kr Bike se Utar diya

Funny school students joke sms

5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H
SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?
"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

Funny exams jokes sms

US Dollor is increased to 62/-
Petrol is increased to 78/- . .

But Thank God . . . . . . . . . . . . passing marks r still same !! :-P:-D;-)B-):-)

Funny kminapan joke sms

Hey Frndzzzz Aaj Maine Bus Me Ek Ladki Fasai, , , , , , . , , , , , , , .
Uske Pass Ticket Nahi Thi..
Maine Conducter Ko Bata Diya :D :P

Students exam joke sms

What is the proudest moment of the studentslife ??
... standing in middle of d exam hall n ask in.... "sallo meri answer sheet kiske pass h vapas de do"...

Super joke kminapan sms

Log kuch din cigarette sharab
pite
hai-
aur aadat ho jaati hai.
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<) )>
_/ /_ Hume dekho,
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Hum Bachpan se padhai kar
rahe
hai..
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par
Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi
hui..
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thats called SELF CONTROL"

Funny pappu joke sms

Pappu ko hamesha school mein galtiyon ki wajah se maar ya daant padti rehti thi

.Ek din Pappu ne phir se hamesha ki tarah homework nahin kiya tha aur isliye teacher us ko daant raha tha.
Teacher: Sach-sach bata homework kyun nahi kiya? Sach bolna nahin toh chaddi utaar ke maarunga.
Pappu ne bade bholepan se poocha: Sir, jab galti meri hai toh phir ap kyun chaddi utaroge?

Exam thoughts funny joke

Thoughts that comes in mind during exams. Lol.. funny

latest kminapan santa banta joke

!!height of kaminapan!!!
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
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Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?
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Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
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Interviewer:- Torch naho to?
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Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
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Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...
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Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Socho socho ??
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..

Funny student teacher sms joke

If boys talk in D class
then sir-
"U boys r making noise
Getout frm d class
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& if girls talk
then sir-
"kya baate chal rhi h hume b batao."