Kmine friends joke

Ek Acha Dost Hospital Me Phool Dekar Kehta hai: Get Well Soon,.........

Par Ek Sacha Dost Kehta Hai: Saale Nurse Kya Item Hai Dhire-DhireTheek hona Roz Aaunga,

Funny school students joke sms

5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H
SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?
"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

Funny exams jokes sms

US Dollor is increased to 62/-
Petrol is increased to 78/- . .

But Thank God . . . . . . . . . . . . passing marks r still same !! :-P:-D;-)B-):-)

Funny modern definition joke sms

Modern Definitions-------------- # Dimaag: Vicharo Ki Factory #
School: 5 Ghante Ki Jail #
Girl College: Gulaab Ka Bageecha #
Professior: 1 Ghante Ka Neta #
Vakeel: Gunaho Ka Devta #
Mandir: Manpasand Chappal Ka Showroom #
Cinema Hall: Premiyo Ki Prayogshala #
Bahu: Saas Ki Zerox #
Shadi: Berojgaro Ki Barbadi #
Mangalsutra: Shadi Ka License #
Jail: Bina Kiraye Ka Makaan #
Doctor: Yamraaj Ka Mausera Bhai #
Shamshaan: Duniya Ka Last Station.

Students exam joke sms

What is the proudest moment of the studentslife ??
... standing in middle of d exam hall n ask in.... "sallo meri answer sheet kiske pass h vapas de do"...

Super joke kminapan sms

Log kuch din cigarette sharab
pite
hai-
aur aadat ho jaati hai.
.
. (◦.◦)
<) )>
_/ /_ Hume dekho,
.
.
. .
.
Hum Bachpan se padhai kar
rahe
hai..
. .
par
Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi
hui..
.
thats called SELF CONTROL"

Exam thoughts funny joke

Thoughts that comes in mind during exams. Lol.. funny

College students must have experienced this

Funny memories of college life. No one can forget this