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Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj Aap Ko Konay Main Le Ja Kar Ek Danda Le Kar, Aap Ki, G GA GAN GAND GANDH GANDHI Ji K Style Main Photo Khenchon ;->

Super double meaning joke sms

Why is SANIA MIRZA jealous of SAINA NEHWAL? Any guesses? No! . Because. MIRZA gets 2play with BALLS, Whereas NEHWAL plays with COCK! -------------------------

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Super funny double meaning joke sms

Most Confusing Double Meaning Joke
.Girl: Aaj Office Jate Hi Boss Mujhpe Chad Gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "Late Gayi" Thi..:p

Dirty kid joke, double meaning and kminapan

Super Kameena Bacha

Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?

Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?

Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai

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Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. 

Mom: TV chahe 14 inch ka ho ya 29 inch ka remote 6 inch ka hi hota hai...!!!!

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Champa:Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai?
Chameli:Suhagraat me hum kewal pati ke sath ho sakte hai.
Jab ki Raat me aisi koi pabandi nai hai