Funny faltu joke sms

A short walk is so difficult
when no one walks with you...........

but a long journey is just like a few steps when a street dog is running behind you..

Funny santa banta joke sms

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can''t u read ''Parking for two wheelers only''

Funny iphone joke sms

Me: 3G ki speed nahi aa rahi hai
Call centre :
Kaunsa handset use kar rahe hain aap?
Me: Iphone 5
Call centre: Apple ka iphone?.
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Me : Nahi, Amrood ka

Funny iphone joke sms

Me: 3G ki speed nahi aa rahi hai
Call centre :
Kaunsa handset use kar rahe hain aap?
Me: Iphone 5
Call centre: Apple ka iphone?.
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Me : Nahi, Amrood ka

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Funny family joke sms

Ladke Wale: Ladki Kuch Karti Bhi Hai?

Ladki Ki Maa: Haan Subha Nashte Me 2 Parathe
Dopahar 3 Roti Aur
Raat Me 2 Plate Biryani Kha Ke Theek10 Baje...Potti Karti Hai.
Hahaha.. :)

Most funny politics joke sms

Swarg Me Gandhiji Se Chitrgupt Mile Tab,Gandhiji Ne Apne Dharti Ke Teen Bandro KaHalPuchha...
Chitrgupt Bole:"Wo TeenoBahut Maje MeHai..
Jo ANDHA Tha,Wo To KANOON Ban GayaHai..
Jo Bahra Tha Wo,SARKAR Ban Gaya Hai.
.Aur Jo GUNGA Tha Wo Sabse Mast Hai, WoPRIME MINISTER Ban GayaHai.

Funny politics joke sms

BaRSo PaHaLe DeLHi Me 1 PeD Tha - LuTeRe Uss PeD Ke NiChe BaiTh KaR ChoRi Ke MaaL Ka BaTWaRa KiYa KaRte The . . .
AB WaHa PaRLiaMeNt Hai..!

Funny politics joke

RAHUL GANDHI-mai desh k maujuda halat se bahut chintit hoon.. . . . . .

MERE KAMAANE KI BARI AAI TO SAALE BHRASTACHAR HI BAND KAR RHE H.:)

Super funny thief poem joke sms

1 kavi Garibi se tang akar DAKU bn gya. .

→daketi krne 1 Bank gya or kaha. . arz h: takdir me jo h whi milega. . handsUp. Koi apni jagah se nhi hilega. .
→fir cashier se kaha' kuch khwab meri aankho se nikaal do. . jo kuch b tumhare pas h jaldi se is bag me dal do. .
→boht koshish krta hu teri yaad bhulane kì. . koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki. .
→bhula de mujhko kya jata h tera. . me goli maar dunga.jo kisi ne picha kia mera.

Funny modern definition joke sms

Modern Definitions-------------- # Dimaag: Vicharo Ki Factory #
School: 5 Ghante Ki Jail #
Girl College: Gulaab Ka Bageecha #
Professior: 1 Ghante Ka Neta #
Vakeel: Gunaho Ka Devta #
Mandir: Manpasand Chappal Ka Showroom #
Cinema Hall: Premiyo Ki Prayogshala #
Bahu: Saas Ki Zerox #
Shadi: Berojgaro Ki Barbadi #
Mangalsutra: Shadi Ka License #
Jail: Bina Kiraye Ka Makaan #
Doctor: Yamraaj Ka Mausera Bhai #
Shamshaan: Duniya Ka Last Station.

Exams shayri joke sms

Har TaraF PaDHai Ka SaYa Hai -
PaPeroN Me NuMBer KiSNe PaYa Hai -
HuM To u Hi AYe THe PaPer DeNe -
SuB KaHTe Hai SaLa Poora PaDH Kar AYa hai

Funny english grammar joke sms

Modern Grammar Sense..
ACTIVE VOICE- Jai Mata Di.. . . .
PASSIVE VOICE- Teri Maa Ki Jay..

Funny colgate sensitive joke