Funny girls joke sms

16-25 Saal Ki Ladki – Football Ki Tarah Hoti Hai:
“1 Ke Peeche 22 Log”
26-35 Saal Ki Ladki – Cricket Ball Ki Tarah Hoti
Hai: “1 Ke Haath Aati Hai Baki Sab Tali Bajate Hai”
36-45 Saal Ki Ladki – Tennis Ball Ki Tarah Hoti
Hai: “Ek Kehta Hai Tu Rakh Aur Dusra Kehta Hai
Tu Rakh”
45 Saal Ke Baad – Golf Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai:
“Jitni Dur Jaye Acchi Lagti Hai“ :D

Funny iphone joke sms

Me: 3G ki speed nahi aa rahi hai
Call centre :
Kaunsa handset use kar rahe hain aap?
Me: Iphone 5
Call centre: Apple ka iphone?.
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Me : Nahi, Amrood ka

Funny iphone joke sms

Me: 3G ki speed nahi aa rahi hai
Call centre :
Kaunsa handset use kar rahe hain aap?
Me: Iphone 5
Call centre: Apple ka iphone?.
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Me : Nahi, Amrood ka

Super funny double meaning joke sms

Most Confusing Double Meaning Joke
.Girl: Aaj Office Jate Hi Boss Mujhpe Chad Gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "Late Gayi" Thi..:p

Funny family joke sms

Ladke Wale: Ladki Kuch Karti Bhi Hai?

Ladki Ki Maa: Haan Subha Nashte Me 2 Parathe
Dopahar 3 Roti Aur
Raat Me 2 Plate Biryani Kha Ke Theek10 Baje...Potti Karti Hai.
Hahaha.. :)

Funny pati patni joke sms

RoSe LoTus TuLip OrCHiD SuNFLoWer JaSMiN LiLLy ALL FLoWers r SWeeT

BuT THeY HaVe No CoMPariSoN WiTH u KYuN K GoBHi K PHooL Ki BaaT Hi aLaG H  :-D:-D:-D

Funny love insult joke sms

Arz Kiya Hai

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

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Aaj Usi Ne Facebook aur Whatsapp Pe Block Kar diya...:-D:-D

Funny couple joke super insult

Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo.
Boy : Chodd diya.
Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo.
Boy : Chodd diya.
Girl : Good Aaj se roz subahshaam Mandir jana shuru karo.
Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru.
Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet,Mujse shaadi karoge?..
Boy : Nahin.
Girl : Kyun..
Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Abtumse achi koi mil jayegi :-P

Funny boy love sms joke

Me apna
"DUKH" kise sunau?


Yaaro
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1 hi ladki ka numbr tha mere pass
Wo b nirmal baba ki bato me aakar Delete kr dia.

Funny friend insult sms joke

HeLLo?
KeSe Ho?
Mera 1KaM KaroGe?
PLZ KaLTaK MuZe TuMHara 1PHoTo DeDo?
Me 1 aLBuM BaNa
raHa Hu
jiSKa NaM He
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"PRABHU KI BHAYANAK BHUL"