Funny family joke sms

Ladke Wale: Ladki Kuch Karti Bhi Hai?

Ladki Ki Maa: Haan Subha Nashte Me 2 Parathe
Dopahar 3 Roti Aur
Raat Me 2 Plate Biryani Kha Ke Theek10 Baje...Potti Karti Hai.
Hahaha.. :)

Funny pati patni joke sms

PaTi:  KaaSH Mai GANPATI HoTa TuM Meri Puja KarTi LaDDu KHiLaTi -

PaTni:  KaaSH AiSa HoTa, PHir Har SaaL ViSarjaN Ke BaaD Mai NAYE GANPATI Lati.

Funny pati patni joke sms

Patni: Aap chashme k bina bahut handsome dikhte ho
Pati: Haan tab toh tum bhi bahut sunder dikhti ho  :-D:-D:-D

Funny pati patni joke sms

Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi Ti
Padosi: Kyu Maar Rahi Ho

Patni: Inko Call Kiya To 1Ldki Boli "Aap Jise Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi vysat h^

Exam thoughts funny joke

Thoughts that comes in mind during exams. Lol.. funny

Double meaning sms

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. 

Mom: TV chahe 14 inch ka ho ya 29 inch ka remote 6 inch ka hi hota hai...!!!!

How a wife prepare to welcome her husband

Wife preparing to welcome her husband
Funny but true