Funny santa banta sms joke

SaNTa:OyE Tu LaDKi
DeKh AaYa?
KaiSi He?

Banta:RaNg Se KaLi He AuR
KaaN Se KaM SuNTi He

SaNTa:ZaRa
EnGLiSh Me KaHo

"BLaCK-BeHRRy" He...

Funny boy love sms joke

Me apna
"DUKH" kise sunau?


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1 hi ladki ka numbr tha mere pass
Wo b nirmal baba ki bato me aakar Delete kr dia.

Funny sms joke on girls

Wat do u cal a girl who expects a guy 2 do
everything 4 her, make all the 1st moves, and msg her 1st every day?
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SINGLE.

Funny sms joke on ads

Dear hair removal commercials,
stop shaving hairless legs..,
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If you want to impress us, please shave a gorilla

Funny student teacher sms joke

If boys talk in D class
then sir-
"U boys r making noise
Getout frm d class
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& if girls talk
then sir-
"kya baate chal rhi h hume b batao."

Funny pati patni sms joke

PaTi APNi jeb Me
PATHAR DaLe GHooM RaHa THa
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PaTni:AiSa KYoN
Kar RaHe ho?
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PaTi:iS DuNia Me
uSi Ki qaDar HoTi H,
jiSKi JeB
BHari HoTi Hai.

Funny rajnikant sms joke

Now all the C,C++ programs will execute even with Errors,
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Just include the header file,
#include<RAJNIKANT.H>

Funny joke on life

Zindagi Ki Race Me Agar Sab Se First Aana Chahte Ho To..
Uska Ek Hi Secret Hai..
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Kisi Ko Batana Mat Plz,
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Akele Bhago

Funny friends facebook sms joke

Touching lines by a frnd jst b4 death:
Cover my face b4 my frnds reach,
Othrwse dey'l tak photo & upload on Facebuk
but
I cant coment on it

Funny reality sms joke

The three most difficult words to say..,
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Tank Full Kardo..

Funny friend insult sms joke

HeLLo?
KeSe Ho?
Mera 1KaM KaroGe?
PLZ KaLTaK MuZe TuMHara 1PHoTo DeDo?
Me 1 aLBuM BaNa
raHa Hu
jiSKa NaM He
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"PRABHU KI BHAYANAK BHUL"

Funny boy girl love sms joke

Boy-I LUV U
girl-sorry me kisi or se pyar karti hu
Ladka udas ho gaya phir achanak bhagne laga or bola
Teri mummy ko Btaunga
Girl-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2 :

Funny ticket checker sms joke

Tc:Ticket Dikhao.
Pintu:Kahi Kho Gaya Hai.
Tc:Koi Aisa Bahana Banao Jisme Dam Ho.
Pintu:Toh Aap Hi Bata Do, Main Is Mamle Me Anari Hu.

Funny pati patni sms joke

"MaiNe CHaHa TuMKo
TuMNe CHaHa KiSi Aur Ko"
"MaiNe CHaHa TuMKo
TuMNe CHaHa KiSi Aur Ko"
"KHuDa Kare Tu jiSe CHaHe WoBHi CHaHe KiSi Aur Ko"

Funny girls sms joke

Gals Plz Apne Naam K Pehle
Ya BaadMe Princess/Angel Na
Lagaye
Qki Apki Shakal Dekhne K
Bad Kafi Ladko Ka Angels"Se
Vishwas Uthta Nazar Ara H

Funny karan johar sms joke

After Koffee with Karan
one Marathi channel has now approached Soha Ali Khan to host a show called
"Poha with Soha"

Funny dirty love sms joke

What Is LOVE.? . JaB APKi GirLFrnD GaS CHore Aur USKi BaDBoo AGar APKo GuLaB Ki KHuSHBu Ki Tarah LaGe To SaMaZLeNa APKo SaCCHa PYar Ho GaYa

Funny double meaning sms

Champa:Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai?
Chameli:Suhagraat me hum kewal pati ke sath ho sakte hai.
Jab ki Raat me aisi koi pabandi nai hai

Funny boys sms joke

Pehly jab koi akela betha hasta tha to
log kehty thy is pr saya hy
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty hain
Mujhe b send kr yaar..

Funny singham sms

Ek maaji ne SINGHAM ko Laafa mar diaa. . !
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singham: "thappad kyu mara? kaun ho aap??"
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Maaji: " MAAJI SATKEL "

Funny santa wife sms joke

Funny santa wife sms joke Maine Apni Biwi Ke Seer Pe Danda Mara H.
Police-Wo Mar Gai Kya?
Santa-Nahi,Wo to Bach Gai, Lekin Ab Mai Nhi Bachunga

Funny friends sms joke

Kaminey friends
WHEN I JOKE
they take it seriously..
WHEN I M SERIOUS
Nalayk has has k feelings ki dhajiya uda dete hai.

Funny santa banta tailor sms joke

SanTa:PaNT Ki SiLai
Ka KYa RaTe Hai
TaiLor:150/Rs
SanTa:Aur CHaDDi Ka
TaiLor:50/
SanTa:OK,
CHaDDi Hi SiLDeNa
Par LaMBai
Pairo TaK RaKHNa

Funny papa beta sms joke

Papa k shadi k video dekh kar,
Beta Bola:-"Meri shadi me B aisi item Girls Nachwaenge.
PAPA:- Kutte,
Ye sab item Girls Nhi,
Teri Bua Hai.

Funny marriage fact sms joke

If Marriage Age is 18 And Drinking Age is 25,
can the Government tell us how to survive the first seven yrs of Marriage?

Funny boy sms joke

God swear aaj tak kisi ladki ko aankh uta kar nahi dekha
jisko b dekha hai
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saala aankhey faad faad kar dekha hai

Funny facebook sms joke

In future 4 wedding ppl ll nt ask 4 janam kundli's.
They would just ask 4 fb profile.
10 din status updates dekhke character pta chal jayega

Funny gf bf sms

GF-Me Tere Letters K Stamp Tickets Ko KISS Krti Hu,Unhe Tere Lips Ne Chua Hoga
BF-Pr M To Unhe Apne Kutte Ki Nak Se Gila Kr K Chipkata tha.

Funny love sms

Kabhi Kabhi Yu hi Sochta Hu,
Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.
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Jab Ki Har Dafa
Maine He Diya Tha Rikshey aur Taxi Ka Kiraya.

Boy girl funny sms

GrL Demanded 4 Icecream
Boy Purchased It
GirL:Thnk U
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Boy:Sirf Thnk U
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GirL:U Want Kiss Na?
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Boy:Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki,Aadhi Icecream De