Funny girlfriend love joke sms

Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness and bad girls gives u experience.. Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Funny love insult joke sms

Arz Kiya Hai

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

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Aaj Usi Ne Facebook aur Whatsapp Pe Block Kar diya...:-D:-D

Funny kminapan joke sms

Hey Frndzzzz Aaj Maine Bus Me Ek Ladki Fasai, , , , , , . , , , , , , , .
Uske Pass Ticket Nahi Thi..
Maine Conducter Ko Bata Diya :D :P

Stupid gf joke

Girl:mai tumhare lie kuch v kr skti hu

boy:schi

girl:ajma kr dkh lo

Boy:apni bst ka no. de na

girl :ni

dkha ldkia kitni juthi hoti h

Stupid girlfriend joke

Funny couple joke super insult

Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo.
Boy : Chodd diya.
Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo.
Boy : Chodd diya.
Girl : Good Aaj se roz subahshaam Mandir jana shuru karo.
Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru.
Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet,Mujse shaadi karoge?..
Boy : Nahin.
Girl : Kyun..
Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Abtumse achi koi mil jayegi :-P

Funny sms joke on girls

Wat do u cal a girl who expects a guy 2 do
everything 4 her, make all the 1st moves, and msg her 1st every day?
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SINGLE.

Funny boy girl love sms joke

Boy-I LUV U
girl-sorry me kisi or se pyar karti hu
Ladka udas ho gaya phir achanak bhagne laga or bola
Teri mummy ko Btaunga
Girl-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2 :

Funny girls sms joke

Gals Plz Apne Naam K Pehle
Ya BaadMe Princess/Angel Na
Lagaye
Qki Apki Shakal Dekhne K
Bad Kafi Ladko Ka Angels"Se
Vishwas Uthta Nazar Ara H

Funny gf bf sms

GF-Me Tere Letters K Stamp Tickets Ko KISS Krti Hu,Unhe Tere Lips Ne Chua Hoga
BF-Pr M To Unhe Apne Kutte Ki Nak Se Gila Kr K Chipkata tha.

Boy girl funny sms

GrL Demanded 4 Icecream
Boy Purchased It
GirL:Thnk U
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Boy:Sirf Thnk U
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GirL:U Want Kiss Na?
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Boy:Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki,Aadhi Icecream De