Kmine friends joke sms

Wo Dost Umar Bhar sath Kya dega yaro .??
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......Jo Traffic police Ki gaddi dekh kr Bike se Utar diya

Funny faltu joke sms

A short walk is so difficult
when no one walks with you...........

but a long journey is just like a few steps when a street dog is running behind you..

Kmine friends joke

Ek Acha Dost Hospital Me Phool Dekar Kehta hai: Get Well Soon,.........

Par Ek Sacha Dost Kehta Hai: Saale Nurse Kya Item Hai Dhire-DhireTheek hona Roz Aaunga,

Super double meaning joke sms

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj Aap Ko Konay Main Le Ja Kar Ek Danda Le Kar, Aap Ki, G GA GAN GAND GANDH GANDHI Ji K Style Main Photo Khenchon ;->

Funny santa banta joke sms

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can''t u read ''Parking for two wheelers only''

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Funny exams jokes sms

US Dollor is increased to 62/-
Petrol is increased to 78/- . .

But Thank God . . . . . . . . . . . . passing marks r still same !! :-P:-D;-)B-):-)

Funny love insult joke sms

Arz Kiya Hai

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

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Aaj Usi Ne Facebook aur Whatsapp Pe Block Kar diya...:-D:-D

Funny kminapan joke sms

Hey Frndzzzz Aaj Maine Bus Me Ek Ladki Fasai, , , , , , . , , , , , , , .
Uske Pass Ticket Nahi Thi..
Maine Conducter Ko Bata Diya :D :P

Super funny thief poem joke sms

1 kavi Garibi se tang akar DAKU bn gya. .

→daketi krne 1 Bank gya or kaha. . arz h: takdir me jo h whi milega. . handsUp. Koi apni jagah se nhi hilega. .
→fir cashier se kaha' kuch khwab meri aankho se nikaal do. . jo kuch b tumhare pas h jaldi se is bag me dal do. .
→boht koshish krta hu teri yaad bhulane kì. . koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki. .
→bhula de mujhko kya jata h tera. . me goli maar dunga.jo kisi ne picha kia mera.

Funny modern definition joke sms

Modern Definitions-------------- # Dimaag: Vicharo Ki Factory #
School: 5 Ghante Ki Jail #
Girl College: Gulaab Ka Bageecha #
Professior: 1 Ghante Ka Neta #
Vakeel: Gunaho Ka Devta #
Mandir: Manpasand Chappal Ka Showroom #
Cinema Hall: Premiyo Ki Prayogshala #
Bahu: Saas Ki Zerox #
Shadi: Berojgaro Ki Barbadi #
Mangalsutra: Shadi Ka License #
Jail: Bina Kiraye Ka Makaan #
Doctor: Yamraaj Ka Mausera Bhai #
Shamshaan: Duniya Ka Last Station.

Exams shayri joke sms

Har TaraF PaDHai Ka SaYa Hai -
PaPeroN Me NuMBer KiSNe PaYa Hai -
HuM To u Hi AYe THe PaPer DeNe -
SuB KaHTe Hai SaLa Poora PaDH Kar AYa hai

Funny english grammar joke sms

Modern Grammar Sense..
ACTIVE VOICE- Jai Mata Di.. . . .
PASSIVE VOICE- Teri Maa Ki Jay..

Students exam joke sms

What is the proudest moment of the studentslife ??
... standing in middle of d exam hall n ask in.... "sallo meri answer sheet kiske pass h vapas de do"...

April fool kminapan joke sms

Aapko Kabi Hmara Koi SMS Bura Lage,
To Apko Pura Huq he K Ap Apna Mobile Zor Se Diwar Pr De Maro,
Apki Khushi Se Zyada Zruri Hmare liye Kuch Nhi Hai..

Funny colgate sensitive joke

Stupid girlfriend joke

Super joke kminapan sms

Log kuch din cigarette sharab
pite
hai-
aur aadat ho jaati hai.
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<) )>
_/ /_ Hume dekho,
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. .
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Hum Bachpan se padhai kar
rahe
hai..
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par
Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi
hui..
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thats called SELF CONTROL"

Funny pappu joke sms

Pappu ko hamesha school mein galtiyon ki wajah se maar ya daant padti rehti thi

.Ek din Pappu ne phir se hamesha ki tarah homework nahin kiya tha aur isliye teacher us ko daant raha tha.
Teacher: Sach-sach bata homework kyun nahi kiya? Sach bolna nahin toh chaddi utaar ke maarunga.
Pappu ne bade bholepan se poocha: Sir, jab galti meri hai toh phir ap kyun chaddi utaroge?