Funny pati patni joke sms

Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi Ti
Padosi: Kyu Maar Rahi Ho

Patni: Inko Call Kiya To 1Ldki Boli "Aap Jise Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi vysat h^

Double meaning sms

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. 

Mom: TV chahe 14 inch ka ho ya 29 inch ka remote 6 inch ka hi hota hai...!!!!

Couple joke too much

Police- Park Me Aise Baithe Ho,Bacho Pe Kya Asar Padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married Hai
Police- To Ghar Me Jake Betho.
Man- Tab Iske Pati Pe Kya Asar Padega.

Most funny holi super joke sms

Husband- maine kal chicken banate time uspar hara dhaniya dala toh malum hai kya hua???

Wife- kya hua????

Husband- Chicken kadai mein dance karne laga aur bola hum pe ye kisne hara rang dala
maar daala, haaye maar daala

How a wife prepare to welcome her husband

Wife preparing to welcome her husband
Funny but true