Super funny thief poem joke sms

1 kavi Garibi se tang akar DAKU bn gya. .

→daketi krne 1 Bank gya or kaha. . arz h: takdir me jo h whi milega. . handsUp. Koi apni jagah se nhi hilega. .
→fir cashier se kaha' kuch khwab meri aankho se nikaal do. . jo kuch b tumhare pas h jaldi se is bag me dal do. .
→boht koshish krta hu teri yaad bhulane kì. . koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki. .
→bhula de mujhko kya jata h tera. . me goli maar dunga.jo kisi ne picha kia mera.

Funny couple joke super insult

Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo.
Boy : Chodd diya.
Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo.
Boy : Chodd diya.
Girl : Good Aaj se roz subahshaam Mandir jana shuru karo.
Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru.
Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet,Mujse shaadi karoge?..
Boy : Nahin.
Girl : Kyun..
Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Abtumse achi koi mil jayegi :-P

Super joke kminapan sms

Log kuch din cigarette sharab
pite
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aur aadat ho jaati hai.
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_/ /_ Hume dekho,
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Hum Bachpan se padhai kar
rahe
hai..
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par
Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi
hui..
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thats called SELF CONTROL"

Funny pappu joke sms

Pappu ko hamesha school mein galtiyon ki wajah se maar ya daant padti rehti thi

.Ek din Pappu ne phir se hamesha ki tarah homework nahin kiya tha aur isliye teacher us ko daant raha tha.
Teacher: Sach-sach bata homework kyun nahi kiya? Sach bolna nahin toh chaddi utaar ke maarunga.
Pappu ne bade bholepan se poocha: Sir, jab galti meri hai toh phir ap kyun chaddi utaroge?

Dirty kid joke, double meaning and kminapan

Super Kameena Bacha

Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?

Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?

Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai

Funny santa banta joke

Santa- Madam Me Toilet Jaun ,
Mam- Nai Pehle Abc Sunao Fir Jana

Santa- Abcdefghijklmn__ __qrs__uvwx__z
Mam- Ye Kya Gadhe,P,o,t,y Kahan Hai

.Santa- Madam Ji Chadhi Me.

Exam thoughts funny joke

Thoughts that comes in mind during exams. Lol.. funny

Double meaning sms

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. 

Mom: TV chahe 14 inch ka ho ya 29 inch ka remote 6 inch ka hi hota hai...!!!!

CID super holi joke

Arz kiya h,
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Holi Ke Din Jee Bhar K Rango se KheLo
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wah-wah
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Holi Ke Din Jee Bhar K Rango se KheLo
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ACP Says- Daya, In Sab K Finger-Print Le Lo. :P

Most funny holi super joke sms

Husband- maine kal chicken banate time uspar hara dhaniya dala toh malum hai kya hua???

Wife- kya hua????

Husband- Chicken kadai mein dance karne laga aur bola hum pe ye kisne hara rang dala
maar daala, haaye maar daala