Funny school students joke sms

5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H
SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?
"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

Super funny double meaning joke sms

Most Confusing Double Meaning Joke
.Girl: Aaj Office Jate Hi Boss Mujhpe Chad Gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "Late Gayi" Thi..:p

Funny family joke sms

Ladke Wale: Ladki Kuch Karti Bhi Hai?

Ladki Ki Maa: Haan Subha Nashte Me 2 Parathe
Dopahar 3 Roti Aur
Raat Me 2 Plate Biryani Kha Ke Theek10 Baje...Potti Karti Hai.
Hahaha.. :)

Most funny politics joke sms

Swarg Me Gandhiji Se Chitrgupt Mile Tab,Gandhiji Ne Apne Dharti Ke Teen Bandro KaHalPuchha...
Chitrgupt Bole:"Wo TeenoBahut Maje MeHai..
Jo ANDHA Tha,Wo To KANOON Ban GayaHai..
Jo Bahra Tha Wo,SARKAR Ban Gaya Hai.
.Aur Jo GUNGA Tha Wo Sabse Mast Hai, WoPRIME MINISTER Ban GayaHai.

Funny exams jokes sms

US Dollor is increased to 62/-
Petrol is increased to 78/- . .

But Thank God . . . . . . . . . . . . passing marks r still same !! :-P:-D;-)B-):-)

Funny pati patni joke sms

Patni: Aap chashme k bina bahut handsome dikhte ho
Pati: Haan tab toh tum bhi bahut sunder dikhti ho  :-D:-D:-D

Funny kminapan joke sms

Hey Frndzzzz Aaj Maine Bus Me Ek Ladki Fasai, , , , , , . , , , , , , , .
Uske Pass Ticket Nahi Thi..
Maine Conducter Ko Bata Diya :D :P

Stupid gf joke

Girl:mai tumhare lie kuch v kr skti hu

boy:schi

girl:ajma kr dkh lo

Boy:apni bst ka no. de na

girl :ni

dkha ldkia kitni juthi hoti h

Funny modern definition joke sms

Modern Definitions-------------- # Dimaag: Vicharo Ki Factory #
School: 5 Ghante Ki Jail #
Girl College: Gulaab Ka Bageecha #
Professior: 1 Ghante Ka Neta #
Vakeel: Gunaho Ka Devta #
Mandir: Manpasand Chappal Ka Showroom #
Cinema Hall: Premiyo Ki Prayogshala #
Bahu: Saas Ki Zerox #
Shadi: Berojgaro Ki Barbadi #
Mangalsutra: Shadi Ka License #
Jail: Bina Kiraye Ka Makaan #
Doctor: Yamraaj Ka Mausera Bhai #
Shamshaan: Duniya Ka Last Station.

Funny english grammar joke sms

Modern Grammar Sense..
ACTIVE VOICE- Jai Mata Di.. . . .
PASSIVE VOICE- Teri Maa Ki Jay..

April fool kminapan joke sms

Aapko Kabi Hmara Koi SMS Bura Lage,
To Apko Pura Huq he K Ap Apna Mobile Zor Se Diwar Pr De Maro,
Apki Khushi Se Zyada Zruri Hmare liye Kuch Nhi Hai..

Funny colgate sensitive joke

Super joke kminapan sms

Log kuch din cigarette sharab
pite
hai-
aur aadat ho jaati hai.
.
. (◦.◦)
<) )>
_/ /_ Hume dekho,
.
.
. .
.
Hum Bachpan se padhai kar
rahe
hai..
. .
par
Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi
hui..
.
thats called SELF CONTROL"