Santa banta joke sms

See what a spelling mistake can do... Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her

latest kminapan santa banta joke

!!height of kaminapan!!!
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
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Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?
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Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
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Interviewer:- Torch naho to?
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Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
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Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...
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Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Socho socho ??
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..

Latest Funny santa banta joke

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya

.1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?.Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai..Hanso matJoke abhi aage hai..Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?.Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai

Funny santa banta sms joke

SaNTa:OyE Tu LaDKi
DeKh AaYa?
KaiSi He?

Banta:RaNg Se KaLi He AuR
KaaN Se KaM SuNTi He

SaNTa:ZaRa
EnGLiSh Me KaHo

"BLaCK-BeHRRy" He...

Funny santa wife sms joke

Funny santa wife sms joke Maine Apni Biwi Ke Seer Pe Danda Mara H.
Police-Wo Mar Gai Kya?
Santa-Nahi,Wo to Bach Gai, Lekin Ab Mai Nhi Bachunga

Funny santa banta tailor sms joke

SanTa:PaNT Ki SiLai
Ka KYa RaTe Hai
TaiLor:150/Rs
SanTa:Aur CHaDDi Ka
TaiLor:50/
SanTa:OK,
CHaDDi Hi SiLDeNa
Par LaMBai
Pairo TaK RaKHNa