Kmine friends joke sms

Wo Dost Umar Bhar sath Kya dega yaro .??
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......Jo Traffic police Ki gaddi dekh kr Bike se Utar diya

Kmine friends joke

Ek Acha Dost Hospital Me Phool Dekar Kehta hai: Get Well Soon,.........

Par Ek Sacha Dost Kehta Hai: Saale Nurse Kya Item Hai Dhire-DhireTheek hona Roz Aaunga,

Funny couple joke super insult

Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo.
Boy : Chodd diya.
Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo.
Boy : Chodd diya.
Girl : Good Aaj se roz subahshaam Mandir jana shuru karo.
Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru.
Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet,Mujse shaadi karoge?..
Boy : Nahin.
Girl : Kyun..
Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Abtumse achi koi mil jayegi :-P