Funny couple joke super insult

Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo.
Boy : Chodd diya.
Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo.
Boy : Chodd diya.
Girl : Good Aaj se roz subahshaam Mandir jana shuru karo.
Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru.
Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet,Mujse shaadi karoge?..
Boy : Nahin.
Girl : Kyun..
Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Abtumse achi koi mil jayegi :-P

Super joke kminapan sms

Log kuch din cigarette sharab
pite
hai-
aur aadat ho jaati hai.
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_/ /_ Hume dekho,
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Hum Bachpan se padhai kar
rahe
hai..
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par
Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi
hui..
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thats called SELF CONTROL"

Funny pappu joke sms

Pappu ko hamesha school mein galtiyon ki wajah se maar ya daant padti rehti thi

.Ek din Pappu ne phir se hamesha ki tarah homework nahin kiya tha aur isliye teacher us ko daant raha tha.
Teacher: Sach-sach bata homework kyun nahi kiya? Sach bolna nahin toh chaddi utaar ke maarunga.
Pappu ne bade bholepan se poocha: Sir, jab galti meri hai toh phir ap kyun chaddi utaroge?

Dirty kid joke, double meaning and kminapan

Super Kameena Bacha

Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?

Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?

Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai

Funny santa banta joke

Santa- Madam Me Toilet Jaun ,
Mam- Nai Pehle Abc Sunao Fir Jana

Santa- Abcdefghijklmn__ __qrs__uvwx__z
Mam- Ye Kya Gadhe,P,o,t,y Kahan Hai

.Santa- Madam Ji Chadhi Me.

Exam thoughts funny joke

Thoughts that comes in mind during exams. Lol.. funny

Double meaning sms

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. 

Mom: TV chahe 14 inch ka ho ya 29 inch ka remote 6 inch ka hi hota hai...!!!!

Funny movie dubbing

Most funny dubbing ever of a Hollywood movie: https://youtu.be/SVZbI4qnCUs

CID super holi joke

Arz kiya h,
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Holi Ke Din Jee Bhar K Rango se KheLo
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wah-wah
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Holi Ke Din Jee Bhar K Rango se KheLo
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ACP Says- Daya, In Sab K Finger-Print Le Lo. :P

Couple joke too much

Police- Park Me Aise Baithe Ho,Bacho Pe Kya Asar Padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married Hai
Police- To Ghar Me Jake Betho.
Man- Tab Iske Pati Pe Kya Asar Padega.

Most funny holi super joke sms

Husband- maine kal chicken banate time uspar hara dhaniya dala toh malum hai kya hua???

Wife- kya hua????

Husband- Chicken kadai mein dance karne laga aur bola hum pe ye kisne hara rang dala
maar daala, haaye maar daala

Funny miss you friends joke

Dost Teri Yaad Me Su-su Lag Gaya,

Wah Wah,

Dost Teri Yaad Me Su-Su Lag Gaya,

Yeh Bhi To Ansu Hi Hai.Dosto Bas Rasta Bhatak Gaya...!!