Tuesday, 1 April 2014

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Super funny double meaning joke sms

Most Confusing Double Meaning Joke
.Girl: Aaj Office Jate Hi Boss Mujhpe Chad Gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "Late Gayi" Thi..:p

Funny family joke sms

Ladke Wale: Ladki Kuch Karti Bhi Hai?

Ladki Ki Maa: Haan Subha Nashte Me 2 Parathe
Dopahar 3 Roti Aur
Raat Me 2 Plate Biryani Kha Ke Theek10 Baje...Potti Karti Hai.
Hahaha.. :)

Most funny politics joke sms

Swarg Me Gandhiji Se Chitrgupt Mile Tab,Gandhiji Ne Apne Dharti Ke Teen Bandro KaHalPuchha...
Chitrgupt Bole:"Wo TeenoBahut Maje MeHai..
Jo ANDHA Tha,Wo To KANOON Ban GayaHai..
Jo Bahra Tha Wo,SARKAR Ban Gaya Hai.
.Aur Jo GUNGA Tha Wo Sabse Mast Hai, WoPRIME MINISTER Ban GayaHai.

Sunday, 30 March 2014

Funny pati patni joke sms

RoSe LoTus TuLip OrCHiD SuNFLoWer JaSMiN LiLLy ALL FLoWers r SWeeT

BuT THeY HaVe No CoMPariSoN WiTH u KYuN K GoBHi K PHooL Ki BaaT Hi aLaG H  :-D:-D:-D

Funny exams jokes sms

US Dollor is increased to 62/-
Petrol is increased to 78/- . .

But Thank God . . . . . . . . . . . . passing marks r still same !! :-P:-D;-)B-):-)

Funny politics joke sms

BaRSo PaHaLe DeLHi Me 1 PeD Tha - LuTeRe Uss PeD Ke NiChe BaiTh KaR ChoRi Ke MaaL Ka BaTWaRa KiYa KaRte The . . .
AB WaHa PaRLiaMeNt Hai..!

Saturday, 29 March 2014

Funny politics joke

RAHUL GANDHI-mai desh k maujuda halat se bahut chintit hoon.. . . . . .

MERE KAMAANE KI BARI AAI TO SAALE BHRASTACHAR HI BAND KAR RHE H.:)

Friday, 28 March 2014

Funny pati patni joke sms

PaTi:  KaaSH Mai GANPATI HoTa TuM Meri Puja KarTi LaDDu KHiLaTi -

PaTni:  KaaSH AiSa HoTa, PHir Har SaaL ViSarjaN Ke BaaD Mai NAYE GANPATI Lati.

Thursday, 27 March 2014

Funny love insult joke sms

Arz Kiya Hai

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

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Aaj Usi Ne Facebook aur Whatsapp Pe Block Kar diya...:-D:-D

Funny hindi dubbing of a Hollywood movie

Most funny hindi dubbing ever: https://youtu.be/SVZbI4qnCUs