Funny pati patni joke sms

RoSe LoTus TuLip OrCHiD SuNFLoWer JaSMiN LiLLy ALL FLoWers r SWeeT

BuT THeY HaVe No CoMPariSoN WiTH u KYuN K GoBHi K PHooL Ki BaaT Hi aLaG H  :-D:-D:-D

Funny exams jokes sms

US Dollor is increased to 62/-
Petrol is increased to 78/- . .

But Thank God . . . . . . . . . . . . passing marks r still same !! :-P:-D;-)B-):-)

Funny politics joke sms

BaRSo PaHaLe DeLHi Me 1 PeD Tha - LuTeRe Uss PeD Ke NiChe BaiTh KaR ChoRi Ke MaaL Ka BaTWaRa KiYa KaRte The . . .
AB WaHa PaRLiaMeNt Hai..!

Funny politics joke

RAHUL GANDHI-mai desh k maujuda halat se bahut chintit hoon.. . . . . .

MERE KAMAANE KI BARI AAI TO SAALE BHRASTACHAR HI BAND KAR RHE H.:)

Funny pati patni joke sms

PaTi:  KaaSH Mai GANPATI HoTa TuM Meri Puja KarTi LaDDu KHiLaTi -

PaTni:  KaaSH AiSa HoTa, PHir Har SaaL ViSarjaN Ke BaaD Mai NAYE GANPATI Lati.

Funny love insult joke sms

Arz Kiya Hai

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

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Aaj Usi Ne Facebook aur Whatsapp Pe Block Kar diya...:-D:-D

Funny hindi dubbing of a Hollywood movie

Most funny hindi dubbing ever: https://youtu.be/SVZbI4qnCUs

Funny pati patni joke sms

Patni: Aap chashme k bina bahut handsome dikhte ho
Pati: Haan tab toh tum bhi bahut sunder dikhti ho  :-D:-D:-D

Funny kminapan joke sms

Hey Frndzzzz Aaj Maine Bus Me Ek Ladki Fasai, , , , , , . , , , , , , , .
Uske Pass Ticket Nahi Thi..
Maine Conducter Ko Bata Diya :D :P

Super funny thief poem joke sms

1 kavi Garibi se tang akar DAKU bn gya. .

→daketi krne 1 Bank gya or kaha. . arz h: takdir me jo h whi milega. . handsUp. Koi apni jagah se nhi hilega. .
→fir cashier se kaha' kuch khwab meri aankho se nikaal do. . jo kuch b tumhare pas h jaldi se is bag me dal do. .
→boht koshish krta hu teri yaad bhulane kì. . koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki. .
→bhula de mujhko kya jata h tera. . me goli maar dunga.jo kisi ne picha kia mera.

Funny pati patni joke sms

Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi Ti
Padosi: Kyu Maar Rahi Ho

Patni: Inko Call Kiya To 1Ldki Boli "Aap Jise Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi vysat h^

Stupid gf joke

Girl:mai tumhare lie kuch v kr skti hu

boy:schi

girl:ajma kr dkh lo

Boy:apni bst ka no. de na

girl :ni

dkha ldkia kitni juthi hoti h