Santa banta joke sms

See what a spelling mistake can do... Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her

Funny santa banta joke sms

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can''t u read ''Parking for two wheelers only''

Super double meaning joke sms

Why is SANIA MIRZA jealous of SAINA NEHWAL? Any guesses? No! . Because. MIRZA gets 2play with BALLS, Whereas NEHWAL plays with COCK! -------------------------

Funny school students joke sms

5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H
SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?
"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

Funny girls joke sms

16-25 Saal Ki Ladki – Football Ki Tarah Hoti Hai:
“1 Ke Peeche 22 Log”
26-35 Saal Ki Ladki – Cricket Ball Ki Tarah Hoti
Hai: “1 Ke Haath Aati Hai Baki Sab Tali Bajate Hai”
36-45 Saal Ki Ladki – Tennis Ball Ki Tarah Hoti
Hai: “Ek Kehta Hai Tu Rakh Aur Dusra Kehta Hai
Tu Rakh”
45 Saal Ke Baad – Golf Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai:
“Jitni Dur Jaye Acchi Lagti Hai“ :D

Funny iphone joke sms

Me: 3G ki speed nahi aa rahi hai
Call centre :
Kaunsa handset use kar rahe hain aap?
Me: Iphone 5
Call centre: Apple ka iphone?.
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Me : Nahi, Amrood ka

Funny iphone joke sms

Me: 3G ki speed nahi aa rahi hai
Call centre :
Kaunsa handset use kar rahe hain aap?
Me: Iphone 5
Call centre: Apple ka iphone?.
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Me : Nahi, Amrood ka

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Double meaning joke sms

Maine Apni Life Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai..
Example:
Apple
Chiku
Sabzi
Angoor
Etc Etc Sb Dhoke(Wash) Hi Khaye Hai.
Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kro.
Haahaaa..

Super funny double meaning joke sms

Most Confusing Double Meaning Joke
.Girl: Aaj Office Jate Hi Boss Mujhpe Chad Gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "Late Gayi" Thi..:p

Funny family joke sms

Ladke Wale: Ladki Kuch Karti Bhi Hai?

Ladki Ki Maa: Haan Subha Nashte Me 2 Parathe
Dopahar 3 Roti Aur
Raat Me 2 Plate Biryani Kha Ke Theek10 Baje...Potti Karti Hai.
Hahaha.. :)

Most funny politics joke sms

Swarg Me Gandhiji Se Chitrgupt Mile Tab,Gandhiji Ne Apne Dharti Ke Teen Bandro KaHalPuchha...
Chitrgupt Bole:"Wo TeenoBahut Maje MeHai..
Jo ANDHA Tha,Wo To KANOON Ban GayaHai..
Jo Bahra Tha Wo,SARKAR Ban Gaya Hai.
.Aur Jo GUNGA Tha Wo Sabse Mast Hai, WoPRIME MINISTER Ban GayaHai.