Funny friends facebook sms joke

Touching lines by a frnd jst b4 death:
Cover my face b4 my frnds reach,
Othrwse dey'l tak photo & upload on Facebuk
but
I cant coment on it

Funny facebook sms joke

In future 4 wedding ppl ll nt ask 4 janam kundli's.
They would just ask 4 fb profile.
10 din status updates dekhke character pta chal jayega