Funny pati patni sms joke

PaTi APNi jeb Me
PATHAR DaLe GHooM RaHa THa
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PaTni:AiSa KYoN
Kar RaHe ho?
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PaTi:iS DuNia Me
uSi Ki qaDar HoTi H,
jiSKi JeB
BHari HoTi Hai.

Funny pati patni sms joke

"MaiNe CHaHa TuMKo
TuMNe CHaHa KiSi Aur Ko"
"MaiNe CHaHa TuMKo
TuMNe CHaHa KiSi Aur Ko"
"KHuDa Kare Tu jiSe CHaHe WoBHi CHaHe KiSi Aur Ko"

Funny santa wife sms joke

Funny santa wife sms joke Maine Apni Biwi Ke Seer Pe Danda Mara H.
Police-Wo Mar Gai Kya?
Santa-Nahi,Wo to Bach Gai, Lekin Ab Mai Nhi Bachunga