latest kminapan santa banta joke

!!height of kaminapan!!!
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
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Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?
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Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
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Interviewer:- Torch naho to?
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Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
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Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...
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Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Socho socho ??
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..

Latest Funny santa banta joke

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya

.1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?.Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai..Hanso matJoke abhi aage hai..Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?.Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai

Funny santa banta sms joke

SaNTa:OyE Tu LaDKi
DeKh AaYa?
KaiSi He?

Banta:RaNg Se KaLi He AuR
KaaN Se KaM SuNTi He

SaNTa:ZaRa
EnGLiSh Me KaHo

"BLaCK-BeHRRy" He...

Funny boy love sms joke

Me apna
"DUKH" kise sunau?


Yaaro
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1 hi ladki ka numbr tha mere pass
Wo b nirmal baba ki bato me aakar Delete kr dia.

Funny sms joke on girls

Wat do u cal a girl who expects a guy 2 do
everything 4 her, make all the 1st moves, and msg her 1st every day?
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Funny sms joke on ads

Dear hair removal commercials,
stop shaving hairless legs..,
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If you want to impress us, please shave a gorilla

Funny student teacher sms joke

If boys talk in D class
then sir-
"U boys r making noise
Getout frm d class
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& if girls talk
then sir-
"kya baate chal rhi h hume b batao."

Funny pati patni sms joke

PaTi APNi jeb Me
PATHAR DaLe GHooM RaHa THa
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PaTni:AiSa KYoN
Kar RaHe ho?
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PaTi:iS DuNia Me
uSi Ki qaDar HoTi H,
jiSKi JeB
BHari HoTi Hai.

Funny rajnikant sms joke

Now all the C,C++ programs will execute even with Errors,
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Just include the header file,
#include<RAJNIKANT.H>

Funny joke on life

Zindagi Ki Race Me Agar Sab Se First Aana Chahte Ho To..
Uska Ek Hi Secret Hai..
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Kisi Ko Batana Mat Plz,
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Akele Bhago

Funny friends facebook sms joke

Touching lines by a frnd jst b4 death:
Cover my face b4 my frnds reach,
Othrwse dey'l tak photo & upload on Facebuk
but
I cant coment on it

Funny reality sms joke

The three most difficult words to say..,
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Tank Full Kardo..