Funny santa banta sms joke

SaNTa:OyE Tu LaDKi
DeKh AaYa?
KaiSi He?

Banta:RaNg Se KaLi He AuR
KaaN Se KaM SuNTi He

SaNTa:ZaRa
EnGLiSh Me KaHo

"BLaCK-BeHRRy" He...

Funny boy love sms joke

Me apna
"DUKH" kise sunau?


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1 hi ladki ka numbr tha mere pass
Wo b nirmal baba ki bato me aakar Delete kr dia.

Funny sms joke on girls

Wat do u cal a girl who expects a guy 2 do
everything 4 her, make all the 1st moves, and msg her 1st every day?
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Funny sms joke on ads

Dear hair removal commercials,
stop shaving hairless legs..,
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If you want to impress us, please shave a gorilla

Funny student teacher sms joke

If boys talk in D class
then sir-
"U boys r making noise
Getout frm d class
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& if girls talk
then sir-
"kya baate chal rhi h hume b batao."

Funny pati patni sms joke

PaTi APNi jeb Me
PATHAR DaLe GHooM RaHa THa
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PaTni:AiSa KYoN
Kar RaHe ho?
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PaTi:iS DuNia Me
uSi Ki qaDar HoTi H,
jiSKi JeB
BHari HoTi Hai.

Funny rajnikant sms joke

Now all the C,C++ programs will execute even with Errors,
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Just include the header file,
#include<RAJNIKANT.H>

Funny joke on life

Zindagi Ki Race Me Agar Sab Se First Aana Chahte Ho To..
Uska Ek Hi Secret Hai..
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Kisi Ko Batana Mat Plz,
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Akele Bhago

Funny friends facebook sms joke

Touching lines by a frnd jst b4 death:
Cover my face b4 my frnds reach,
Othrwse dey'l tak photo & upload on Facebuk
but
I cant coment on it

Funny reality sms joke

The three most difficult words to say..,
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Tank Full Kardo..

Funny friend insult sms joke

HeLLo?
KeSe Ho?
Mera 1KaM KaroGe?
PLZ KaLTaK MuZe TuMHara 1PHoTo DeDo?
Me 1 aLBuM BaNa
raHa Hu
jiSKa NaM He
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"PRABHU KI BHAYANAK BHUL"

Funny boy girl love sms joke

Boy-I LUV U
girl-sorry me kisi or se pyar karti hu
Ladka udas ho gaya phir achanak bhagne laga or bola
Teri mummy ko Btaunga
Girl-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2 :