Saturday, 15 March 2014

Set alarm to sleep tight funny

How backbenchers set their alarm
Hahaha... truth !!

Happy holi sms for indians

Happy Holi to all Indians Bhaiyon Holi ke rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna. I hope this Holi brings lot of colors in each and everybody's life. I wish I was in India to celebrate Holi with my loved ones. I miss the grand celebration.

Love happy holi sms

Feeling lonely without u. I wish I could celebrate this holi with you. Happy Holi. Enjoy yourself. Miss u.

Happy holi sms

Holi Holi aati yaad dilati Pichli kitni Holi Vo bachpen vali Holi Vo gubbaro ki Holi Vo sakhiyo wali Holi Vo gujiyo wali Holi Vo thumko wali holi Holi aati yaad…. Har Holi albeli hoti Holi aati hume batati jane kitne raj dikhati Holi aati rang lagati Holi aati gale lagati Aakar sab ko nahelaati Tun mun ka vo mail hatati Holi aati yaad dilati Pichli kitni Holi Holi aati yaad dilati Rango se tann mann sahlati Bheege bheege geet sunati Pichkaari se rang barsaati Holi aati yaad dilati Bhabhi, saali se rang dalwaati.. Holi aati yaad dilati Pichli kitni Holi

Happy holi sms

GULAL KA RANG, GULAB KI MAR. SURAJ KI KIRNE, KUSIYO KI BAHAR,¬ HAND KI CHANDNI, SHIV KA PYAR, MUBARK HO APKOA"HOLI"KA TYONHAR

Happy holi sms wish

Red 4 prosperity. Green 4 happiness, blue 4 longitivity, orange 4 progress, pink 4 friendship. May u be blessed with all shades of life. Happy holi.

Government wishes happy holi in this way

How ministers wishes happy holi

Best way to say happy holi

Holi haii....

College students must have experienced this

Funny memories of college life. No one can forget this

How a wife prepare to welcome her husband

Wife preparing to welcome her husband
Funny but true

Sunday, 23 June 2013

latest kminapan santa banta joke

!!height of kaminapan!!!
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
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Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?
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Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
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Interviewer:- Torch naho to?
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Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
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Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...
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Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Socho socho ??
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..

Latest Funny santa banta joke

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
.1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?.Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai..Hanso matJoke abhi aage hai..Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?.Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai