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Modern Definitions-------------- # Dimaag: Vicharo Ki Factory #
School: 5 Ghante Ki Jail #
Girl College: Gulaab Ka Bageecha #
Professior: 1 Ghante Ka Neta #
Vakeel: Gunaho Ka Devta #
Mandir: Manpasand Chappal Ka Showroom #
Cinema Hall: Premiyo Ki Prayogshala #
Bahu: Saas Ki Zerox #
Shadi: Berojgaro Ki Barbadi #
Mangalsutra: Shadi Ka License #
Jail: Bina Kiraye Ka Makaan #
Doctor: Yamraaj Ka Mausera Bhai #
Shamshaan: Duniya Ka Last Station.