Funny hindi jokes Pappu Jokes Santa Banta joke Friends joke double meaning joke april fool joke: March 2014

Sunday, 30 March 2014

Funny pati patni joke sms

RoSe LoTus TuLip OrCHiD SuNFLoWer JaSMiN LiLLy ALL FLoWers r SWeeT

BuT THeY HaVe No CoMPariSoN WiTH u KYuN K GoBHi K PHooL Ki BaaT Hi aLaG H :-D:-D:-D

Funny exams jokes sms

US Dollor is increased to 62/-
Petrol is increased to 78/- . .

But Thank God . . . . . . . . . . . . passing marks r still same !! :-P:-D;-)B-):-)

Funny politics joke sms

BaRSo PaHaLe DeLHi Me 1 PeD Tha - LuTeRe Uss PeD Ke NiChe BaiTh KaR ChoRi Ke MaaL Ka BaTWaRa KiYa KaRte The . . .
AB WaHa PaRLiaMeNt Hai..!

Saturday, 29 March 2014

Funny politics joke

RAHUL GANDHI-mai desh k maujuda halat se bahut chintit hoon.. . . . . .

MERE KAMAANE KI BARI AAI TO SAALE BHRASTACHAR HI BAND KAR RHE H.:)

Friday, 28 March 2014

Funny pati patni joke sms

PaTi: KaaSH Mai GANPATI HoTa TuM Meri Puja KarTi LaDDu KHiLaTi -

PaTni: KaaSH AiSa HoTa, PHir Har SaaL ViSarjaN Ke BaaD Mai NAYE GANPATI Lati.

Thursday, 27 March 2014

Funny love insult joke sms

Arz Kiya Hai

Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya

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Aaj Usi Ne Facebook aur Whatsapp Pe Block Kar diya...:-D:-D

Funny hindi dubbing of a Hollywood movie

Most funny hindi dubbing ever: https://youtu.be/SVZbI4qnCUs

Funny pati patni joke sms

Patni: Aap chashme k bina bahut handsome dikhte ho
Pati: Haan tab toh tum bhi bahut sunder dikhti ho :-D:-D:-D

Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Funny kminapan joke sms

Hey Frndzzzz Aaj Maine Bus Me Ek Ladki Fasai, , , , , , . , , , , , , , .
Uske Pass Ticket Nahi Thi..
Maine Conducter Ko Bata Diya :D :P

Super funny thief poem joke sms

1 kavi Garibi se tang akar DAKU bn gya. .

→daketi krne 1 Bank gya or kaha. . arz h: takdir me jo h whi milega. . handsUp. Koi apni jagah se nhi hilega. .
→fir cashier se kaha' kuch khwab meri aankho se nikaal do. . jo kuch b tumhare pas h jaldi se is bag me dal do. .
→boht koshish krta hu teri yaad bhulane kì. . koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki. .
→bhula de mujhko kya jata h tera. . me goli maar dunga.jo kisi ne picha kia mera.

Funny pati patni joke sms

Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi Ti
Padosi: Kyu Maar Rahi Ho

Patni: Inko Call Kiya To 1Ldki Boli "Aap Jise Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi vysat h^

Tuesday, 25 March 2014

Stupid gf joke

Girl:mai tumhare lie kuch v kr skti hu

boy:schi

girl:ajma kr dkh lo

Boy:apni bst ka no. de na

girl :ni

dkha ldkia kitni juthi hoti h

Monday, 24 March 2014

Funny modern definition joke sms

Modern Definitions-------------- # Dimaag: Vicharo Ki Factory #
School: 5 Ghante Ki Jail #
Girl College: Gulaab Ka Bageecha #
Professior: 1 Ghante Ka Neta #
Vakeel: Gunaho Ka Devta #
Mandir: Manpasand Chappal Ka Showroom #
Cinema Hall: Premiyo Ki Prayogshala #
Bahu: Saas Ki Zerox #
Shadi: Berojgaro Ki Barbadi #
Mangalsutra: Shadi Ka License #
Jail: Bina Kiraye Ka Makaan #
Doctor: Yamraaj Ka Mausera Bhai #
Shamshaan: Duniya Ka Last Station.

Exams shayri joke sms

Har TaraF PaDHai Ka SaYa Hai -
PaPeroN Me NuMBer KiSNe PaYa Hai -
HuM To u Hi AYe THe PaPer DeNe -
SuB KaHTe Hai SaLa Poora PaDH Kar AYa hai

Funny english grammar joke sms

Modern Grammar Sense..
ACTIVE VOICE- Jai Mata Di.. . . .
PASSIVE VOICE- Teri Maa Ki Jay..

Sunday, 23 March 2014

Students exam joke sms

What is the proudest moment of the studentslife ??
... standing in middle of d exam hall n ask in.... "sallo meri answer sheet kiske pass h vapas de do"...

April fool kminapan joke sms

Aapko Kabi Hmara Koi SMS Bura Lage,
To Apko Pura Huq he K Ap Apna Mobile Zor Se Diwar Pr De Maro,
Apki Khushi Se Zyada Zruri Hmare liye Kuch Nhi Hai..

Friday, 21 March 2014

Funny colgate sensitive joke

Stupid girlfriend joke

Funny couple joke super insult

Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo.
Boy : Chodd diya.
Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo.
Boy : Chodd diya.
Girl : Good Aaj se roz subahshaam Mandir jana shuru karo.
Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru.
Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet,Mujse shaadi karoge?..
Boy : Nahin.
Girl : Kyun..
Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Abtumse achi koi mil jayegi :-P

Thursday, 20 March 2014

Super joke kminapan sms

Log kuch din cigarette sharab
pite
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aur aadat ho jaati hai.
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_/ /_ Hume dekho,
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Hum Bachpan se padhai kar
rahe
hai..
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Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi
hui..
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thats called SELF CONTROL"

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

Funny pappu joke sms

Pappu ko hamesha school mein galtiyon ki wajah se maar ya daant padti rehti thi

.Ek din Pappu ne phir se hamesha ki tarah homework nahin kiya tha aur isliye teacher us ko daant raha tha.
Teacher: Sach-sach bata homework kyun nahi kiya? Sach bolna nahin toh chaddi utaar ke maarunga.
Pappu ne bade bholepan se poocha: Sir, jab galti meri hai toh phir ap kyun chaddi utaroge?

Dirty kid joke, double meaning and kminapan

Super Kameena Bacha

Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?

Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?

Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai

Funny santa banta joke

Santa- Madam Me Toilet Jaun ,
Mam- Nai Pehle Abc Sunao Fir Jana

Santa- Abcdefghijklmn__ __qrs__uvwx__z
Mam- Ye Kya Gadhe,P,o,t,y Kahan Hai

.Santa- Madam Ji Chadhi Me.

Tuesday, 18 March 2014

Exam thoughts funny joke

Thoughts that comes in mind during exams. Lol.. funny

Double meaning sms

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.

Mom: TV chahe 14 inch ka ho ya 29 inch ka remote 6 inch ka hi hota hai...!!!!

Funny movie dubbing

Most funny dubbing ever of a Hollywood movie: https://youtu.be/SVZbI4qnCUs

Monday, 17 March 2014

CID super holi joke

Arz kiya h,
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Holi Ke Din Jee Bhar K Rango se KheLo
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wah-wah
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Holi Ke Din Jee Bhar K Rango se KheLo
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ACP Says- Daya, In Sab K Finger-Print Le Lo. :P

Sunday, 16 March 2014

Couple joke too much

Police- Park Me Aise Baithe Ho,Bacho Pe Kya Asar Padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married Hai
Police- To Ghar Me Jake Betho.
Man- Tab Iske Pati Pe Kya Asar Padega.

Most funny holi super joke sms

Husband- maine kal chicken banate time uspar hara dhaniya dala toh malum hai kya hua???

Wife- kya hua????

Husband- Chicken kadai mein dance karne laga aur bola hum pe ye kisne hara rang dala
maar daala, haaye maar daala

Funny miss you friends joke

Dost Teri Yaad Me Su-su Lag Gaya,

Wah Wah,

Dost Teri Yaad Me Su-Su Lag Gaya,

Yeh Bhi To Ansu Hi Hai.Dosto Bas Rasta Bhatak Gaya...!!

Saturday, 15 March 2014

Set alarm to sleep tight funny

How backbenchers set their alarm
Hahaha... truth !!

Happy holi sms for indians

Happy Holi to all Indians Bhaiyon Holi ke rango mein khoob rangna aur masti karna. I hope this Holi brings lot of colors in each and everybody's life. I wish I was in India to celebrate Holi with my loved ones. I miss the grand celebration.

Love happy holi sms

Feeling lonely without u. I wish I could celebrate this holi with you. Happy Holi. Enjoy yourself. Miss u.

Happy holi sms

Holi Holi aati yaad dilati Pichli kitni Holi Vo bachpen vali Holi Vo gubbaro ki Holi Vo sakhiyo wali Holi Vo gujiyo wali Holi Vo thumko wali holi Holi aati yaad…. Har Holi albeli hoti Holi aati hume batati jane kitne raj dikhati Holi aati rang lagati Holi aati gale lagati Aakar sab ko nahelaati Tun mun ka vo mail hatati Holi aati yaad dilati Pichli kitni Holi Holi aati yaad dilati Rango se tann mann sahlati Bheege bheege geet sunati Pichkaari se rang barsaati Holi aati yaad dilati Bhabhi, saali se rang dalwaati.. Holi aati yaad dilati Pichli kitni Holi