latest kminapan santa banta joke

!!height of kaminapan!!!
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
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Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?
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Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
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Interviewer:- Torch naho to?
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Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
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Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...
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Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Socho socho ??
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..

Latest Funny santa banta joke

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya

.1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?.Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai..Hanso matJoke abhi aage hai..Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?.Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai